Sunday 29 January 2012

Monsturd! (2003)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZqL2y67Eo


CRAP FILM ALERT! This astonishingly SMELLY motion picture concerns the evil DuTech Corporation that is developing chemical weapons for profit. One of the scientists dies in a bizarre laboratory accident, and her body is illegally DUMPED in the city drain system,where it mixes with human waste products. Meanwhile, the notorious serial killer Jack Schmidt escapes and goes on the RUN in Butte County where he takes refuge in the sewers. Guess what...he falls in the POO and becomes...MONSTURD! Now it's up to the cops to FLUSH him out and WIPE him from the face of the Earth. It's a BIG JOB but someone has to do it.The script isn't worth the TOILET PAPER it was written on, and the cast includes the directors, producers, their friends and families, in fact anyone who would work for next to nothing. As you will see, most of them have never acted before in their lives, and seem to be merely going through the MOTIONS for the camera. A typical Troma production, this has stupid jokes, amateur performances and the very lowest production values, but is still worth LOGGING on for. And no, I'm not PULLING YOUR CHAIN! More diamonds among the dung from Sneaky Elephant SOON!

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